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i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

FIRST OF ALL: everyone reading this, no matter what you’re doing, just fucking click play. you will not regret it omg

second of all, i literally laughed until i cried. THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ON MY FACE. THAT IS HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS

Did not… expect… it to be that funny…

But it really was.

Okay, I did not expect it to be funny. I really didn’t. And then… dear god it was!

Fav line: ‘I just want to excrete this dark matter safely and quietly’

oh my fuckiNG GOD

OH MY GOD

Holy shit. 

/dead

i’m crying

there are tears on my face

MASTER COMMANDER TROLL.

 I entirely believe if I were a male, I would be precisely like this man.

Pre

cisely.

I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER. *BRB DYING*

“I heard a fly fart! It was an angelic whistle.”

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